Your one-stop-shop for generative furniture!
Why CouchDesigner?
CouchDesigner makes it easy to create furniture inspired by GENERATIVE ART. Not only are these couch designs procedurally generated using the latest technologies created by DJ TOPtoCHOP, but they’re displayed at a buttery smooth 60fps in real-time, right in front of your eyes as they’re being created! No more waiting around on your boring old traditional couch rendering pipeline just to get those peepers on a new set of cushions - get ready for the future of couch design!
But what *is* generative art?
noise with absTime.seconds on tz
Why go generative?
Because you’re bad at making your aesthetic decisions for your home, code does it better
What if I don’t like the ‘generative design‘ of my couch?
If it looks bad, at least the background on why it’s bad makes it “interesting from a technical perspective”. When people tell you it’s ugly and they don’t understand why you paid $250,000 (833.0422 CouchCoins) for an ugly couch, you can say “yeah, but the process on how the couch was designed is kinda neat, can I please talk to you about it?”
Do you accept returns?
All couches are also minted on the CouchCoin blockchain and will be registered in your name upon purchase. We do not accept returns, but you are welcome to resell the NFT for your couch. In the event that do attempt to resell your couch’s NFT you will be responsible for all associated CouchCoin fees. CouchCoins are not available on any exchange, only through mining. CouchCoin core wallet is not available for public download. CouchDesigner is not directly affiliated with CouchCoin. CouchCoin is subject to extreme volatility. CouchDesigner does not condone the use of CouchCoin for products or services not directly sold by CouchDesigner.
Take a peek at these stylish, technically-interesting couches!
What do I need to run CouchDesigner?
Recommended Minimum Specifications
OS*: Windows 11 64-bit
CPU: Intel Xeon Platinum 8280 2.70GHz 28-Core 38.5MB Cache Socket FCLGA3647 Processor
RAM: 1024GB RAM
HDD: 14TB free space
Video: NVIDIA QUADRO RTX 8000
DirectX: Requires DirectX 12 compatible system
Network: 10gb IEEE 802.3ae-2002